Okay, so I almost died..

Yeah, really..I almost did!

[Based on a true story!]
So after an exciting and fun day of skating and laser tag at the Illini Skateland with my church youth group, I'm finally home with my fam and Chase. I was supposed to give Chase a ride home in which I did with no problem..Anyways, I decided to stay a little bit where we played pool, watched television, killed some cheese sticks, and downed a couple of cans of Pepsi soda..Well, when it was finally time for me to come home, I was on my way back to my crib. Upon leaving that area, I was near Wal*Mart, I pulled out and drove for a few seconds before 4 crazy suicidal deer leaped out in front of my car! I immediately slammed on my breaks and then stopped right there with a quick instant. Luckily, I had my brights on so I could see them. Anyways, since my brights were on, I could see on the other side of the road, where there were about another 8 deers!! They were all staring at me as if it were my fault and they wanted to do something about it! I did the right thing and made the wise move by sitting there and letting them pass first..Now let me tell you, I'm not scared of much, but when you're surrounded by 12 deer, it's pretty frightening..Anyways, the deers made eye contact with me, I promise they did! I was nervous, sweating..Let me note, at this time, not many cars were out either, surprisingly. But yeah, I thought deers traveled in packs of 4 or so, but here, they were running 12 deep! Now that's a pretty scary sight. Well, before long, the deer took this opportunity to cross the street and about 4 of them stepped in front of my car and the other 4 followed up by walking behind my car..And of course what am I to do? I can't really do much!! I'm sitting there, freaking out..Trying to come up with a strategy and plan..I was ready to swing! If I was going down, then I would go down with a fight! I was ready for war and I wasn't about to let some "deer" punk me! Well, they were literally about an inch away from my car and I got chills up my spine just watching them walk pass me..Well, after I noticed the last one had crossed, what did I do? I broke the law and hit 70 on a 45 mile per hour road!! Afterall, they DID punk me I guess..But imagine being in my position..What would you do?! I was out of there as quick as I could go..From there, I had my eyes opened as big and wide as they could go, which wasn't very much..But still, I was on the alert because I've got a feeling the deer will be seeking revenge! But until then, take care! God Bless!

--John.